Spending half a film wondering what you had previously seen the actors in

donotfearthedarkness:

cbbred:

nicoosuxx:

MY LIFE.

This annoys Mike to no end. But I literally can’t help it. It’s like an itch I NEED to scratch when I can’t figure out who someone is…

Literally my boyfriend would rather sleep with the dog than me.
Oh. Hi, Beryl. Nice of you to drop by… (Taken with instagram)

Oh. Hi, Beryl. Nice of you to drop by… (Taken with instagram)

I really wish I was working right now.
Did…did Shane West just retweet me???

Yes. Yes, he did.

Inhale.

Exhale.

Hyperventilate.

Mike is making so much fun of me.

mutantminds: please be a zombie apocalypse please please please please ^^Mike’s exact response when I read him this article the other night when I was reading the news in bed. +”Oh god. Now I can’t sleep. Need to get ammo…”

mutantminds:

please be a zombie apocalypse

please

please

please please

^^Mike’s exact response when I read him this article the other night when I was reading the news in bed. +”Oh god. Now I can’t sleep. Need to get ammo…”

(via charminghedgehogs)

Today is annoying.

And I am being irrational.

Don’t get mad, you’re just hormonal. Don’t get mad, you’re just hormonal.

Don’t get mad, you’re just hormonal.

Dear the 4 or so people that I can always rely on to reblog me every day,

missamity

sammycaykes

thesiccness-isme

thewickedthingsilove

You four are lovely people, (: <3

I FINALLY BEAT HIM!!!!!!! (Taken with instagram)

I FINALLY BEAT HIM!!!!!!! (Taken with instagram)

He will never understand. And I don’t have even one girlfriend to talk to.